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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Loons and Moons

A Salute to Brian Wilson: Darian Sahanaja on Growing Up on Brian, Then Basking in His Musical Inner Circle for a Quarter-Century - Variety

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Emotional David Andrews says he didn’t want to play for any team other than the Patriots - NBC Sports

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Can you simply make an efficient DIY red light therapy mask at home using a plastic mask and red LED diodes attached inside? How good is that, or does a medical mask have its specifications?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I wore a Trump hat to a doctor’s visit. The doctor made a strange comment, he was obviously on the opposite political point that make me uncomfortable. What shall I do on my next visit?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are examples of real life forced feminization?

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some recommended marketing automation tools for beginners?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

So they tried

NHS first in world to roll out ‘revolutionary’ blood test for cancer patients - NHS England

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the advantages of using plastic straws over metal or glass straws when drinking carbonated beverages? Is there a noticeable difference in taste?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Unacceptable again!

What are the best children's books by age 13?

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

What did your best friend do that ended your friendship?

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

What are you wearing under your clothes today?

Minds and Behinds

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

FCC threat to revoke EchoStar spectrum licenses draws widespread backlash - Ars Technica

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